Gretels Diary Entry

30/8/43

Dear Diary

OMG! Bruno has an imaginary friend! I literally cannot believe it like SERIOUSLY Bruno! At his age he should have REAL friends, and Guess what? He even has a name, Shmuel like what name is that. What a LOSER. He said he goes and sees him everyday, like its an IMAGINARY friend. They talk about whatever and I just, just couldn’t like WHATTTTT!?

OMG! Lieutenant Kotler is soooo dreamy. He is the man for me! LIKE SERIOUSLY! If he asked me to marry him, I would say yes in a heartbeat. I swear he likes me back but he just doesn’t show it, like am I going over the top with the flirting or something??? His golden blonde hair, I could see from a mile away. Ohhh so cuteeee.

Gosh, Did I mention it was my birthday a week ago! I turned 13 and I find myself so mature. If I must say Bruno is the most immature, delusional child I know and I mean it. My birthday party was the WORST, I had no friends at all, all I had was my stupid brother Bruno and my Mother and Father. I got a new doll and I named her Emily like OMG I love her she is absolutely GORGEOUS! My cake was a mixture of Vanilla and
Chocolate, it was only supposed to chocolate, STUPID PAVEL. AHHHHH!

Gretel